Banana Peels and Thin Ice

Im working and walking on thin ice at my job, as I did not get fired. I slip easily, much like an old cartoon character unaware he's about to make that fatal step onto a banana peel. Thats me twenty four seven, my path is littered with banana peels. I cant say Im happy or sad about it. I can procrastinate now and put off whatever scheme I was cooking up which was going to fail something epic, no doubt. Like Michael Corleone said "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

So I must get back on this stagnant train of work, sleep, drink, exist, die and bide my time til I see the light. You know what fucks me up is the old Christian hymnal "I saw the light" made famous by Hank Williams? First verse goes:

"I wandered so aimless life filled with sin
I wouldn't let my dear saviour in
Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night
Praise the Lord I saw the light."

Well if so many people have seen the light how come thre are so many unhappy people that have seen this light? I thought I saw the light once but it just turned out I was at a church while coming down from a three day balls out bender, I even gave the pastor a bag of twenty four bars that I had on me. I could use them now.